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Gorgeous. Famous. Arrogant.
He moved to my mountain for a fresh start...
Now he’s my neighbor
And I think he wants more than a cup of sugar.
He’s a global celebrity, and it’s not just because he’s mouthwatering.
He wrote a book no one will admit they’ve read, but somehow sold millions of copies.
People call it the Kama Sutra Volume 2 or the Sex Bible. He just called it You’re F**king wrong.
Tragedy struck, and now he wants solitude and a place to avoid the spotlight.
He certainly came to the right place, because the spotlight has never been anywhere near my town, especially not next door to me.
You’d think I would be thrilled.
Except he’s easily the most rude and abrasive man I’ve ever met. He’s a brute. A savage.
I hate that the sight of him makes my skin tingle and my cheeks flush, that I can’t think straight around him.
The worst part?
Some stupid, very stupid part of me knows I’m going to try to fix him, because he’s broken and hurting, no matter how much he hides behind his anger.
I just hope I don’t break myself before I find out what happened to him.
*As always, this is a totally SAFE, full-length book with a happily ever after, no cheating, and plenty of steam.*
I let a stranger dominate me in the most intimate way possible.
He gave me three things that night:
His first name, the sweet taste of submission, and his baby.
Now my Dom is back and this time he won’t stop until I’m his.
Kylie
One wild and reckless night changed my life three years ago. I got a taste of what it meant to be with a real man--how just a whisper could ignite my desire, and his commanding voice could have me kneeling at his feet in submission.
He was my everything and I only knew him for a few hours.
But like everything good in my life, it went up in flames. When I learned the truth about him, I ran as fast as I could. I’d like to think I would’ve stayed if I knew about the baby… but I doubt even that would’ve stopped me, not after what I learned.
Damian
It has been three years since she got away. Three f*cking years. I knew she was mine from the moment I saw her. I had to have her. To touch her. For one night, I owned her submission and she loved every second.
I finally found her again. There’s not a chance in hell she’s going to slip away this time. Not again. Not ever.
I’m going to bring her into my world. I’ll give her everything she wants and all the things she didn’t even know she needs. She’ll be crying out my name. She’ll be dreaming of spankings, handcuffs, and blindfolds.
I’m going to dominate her in every way imaginable. Mind, body, and soul. Especially her body.
But it’s not going to be as simple as I thought because she has a son now… my son.
*As always, this is a totally SAFE, full length book with a happily ever after, no cheating, and plenty of steam.*
The cover model, Travis D. does not in any way endorse the content of this book.
No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.
Of course, I touched it.
If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.
I chewed it up, too... I even swallowed.
I know. Bad, bad, girl.
Then I saw him, and believe it or not,
choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.
I should backtrack a little here.
Before I ever touched a billionaire’s banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.
This wasn’t the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got.
I wasn’t going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people’s yards is the next big thing.
Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.
This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn’t a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.
Cue the James Bond music.
I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.
Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some "makes men question their sexuality" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.
Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand.
A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie.
It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed.
A few seconds after that was when he hired me.
Yeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.
Well, a gentleman never brags.
Thankfully, I’m no gentleman.
First, I paid for her cherry (pie, but that’s not the point),
Next, I deflowered her.
After that? I left my business card and walked out like I owned the place.
Yeah, you could say we hit it off.
Hailey
How did I meet William?
He walked into my bakery, bought a cherry pie, stole a vase of flowers—I still have no idea what he wanted with them—and left his business card.
Before I say what I did with the business card, I should clarify something:
William couldn’t have walked into my life at a worse time.
My bakery was failing.
My creepy ex refused to leave me alone.
Oh, and I was a twenty-five-year-old virgin, a fact my friends refused to stop hassling me about.
Fixing my little virginity problem with William would be like swatting a fly with a hammer. Overkill, but the best kind.
William was stupid hot, the kind of hot that makes women do stupid things. The kind of hot that made me think crazy things. Like thinking the fly wouldn’t even mind getting hammered by William and his washboard abs. That makes two of us.
So I called him.
Maybe it was against my better judgment. Maybe I was stepping into a disaster waiting to happen.
I knew I was in trouble when he chuckled in that deep, sexy voice of his over the phone and said, “I’m still craving your cherry. Do you deliver?”
First mistake.
I aimed it at a gorgeous stranger and put my address on it.
Second mistake.
Yep. You guessed it. I missed and hit a werewolf instead.
Best thing that ever happened to me?
Next thing I knew, a large angrily attractive werewolf man was trying to get in my apartment. I introduced him to my baseball bat and figured that was the end of things.
Or not.
Because my well-meaning sister became a vampire to cure my immune disorder. Long story. In the process, she got a deadly team of fang bangers to hunt us for breaking their rules. Longer story. A+ for good intentions and a D- for execution, if you ask me.
Re-enter Mr. Grumpy and Growly werewolf. He’s going to be my bodyguard slash kidnapper, whether I like it or not. Apparently, he’s the only thing standing between me and certain death. Swoon, right?
Of course he hates all things vampire. A.K.A. he will take me from undead to dead-dead if he figures out what I’m becoming.
Thankfully, he has completely underestimated my ability to woo him with my adorable innocence, cheery disposition, and extreme powers of modesty.
As long as the feelings stay one-sided, I’ll be fine. Because giving your heart to a guy who is probably going to try to murder you is a recipe for disaster. And come on. When was the last time I made a catastrophic, life-threatening mistake?
This 6-book collection includes:
Book 1: His Banana (Top 10 Amazon Bestseller) - My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break...
No touching his banana.
Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.
Of course, I touched it.
If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.
I chewed it up, too... I even swallowed.
I know. Bad, bad, girl.
Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.
*His Banana now includes a never-before-published bonus scene to conclude the book.
Book 2: Her Cherry (Top 10 Amazon Bestseller) - How’d I meet her?
Well, a gentleman never brags.
Thankfully, I’m no gentleman.
First, I paid for her cherry (pie, but that’s not the point),
Next, I deflowered her.
After that? I left my business card and walked out like I owned the place.
Yeah, you could say we hit it off.
*Her Cherry now includes a never-before-published bonus scene to conclude the book.
Book 3: His Treat (top 10 Amazon Bestseller) - Having a hot boss isn’t complicated or confusing at all,
Said no one ever…
But all I have to do is resist for a few months.
Come January, I’m flying to Paris to chase my dream of being an artist,
Too bad I can’t have my treat and eat it, too.
Book 4: His Package (top 10 Amazon Bestseller) - His package ended up inside my box.
Calm down, perv. My mailbox.
As soon as I saw what was inside,
I knew two things:
It belonged to my hot neighbor, and he had a dirty secret.
Book 5: Her Secret (top 40 Amazon Bestseller) - I’ll admit it. I messed up.
Mistake #1: Asking Peter Barnidge for a job.
Mistake #2: Accepting his offer instead of throwing it in his face like I planned.
Mistake #3: In the interest of stopping before #99, I’ll pretend the only other mistake was withholding one, tiny little nugget of truth during my interview.
Book 6: Her Bush (top 40 Amazon Bestseller) - Everything went wrong when I trimmed his bush.
And no, it’s not what you’re thinking. I’m a professional.
The client hired me to trim a bush in his garden for a party.
I accidentally turned it into something that rhymes with “a big rock and walls”.
Imagine my surprise when the art world decides it’s a masterpiece.
Book 7: Grammy's Story (brand new novella only available in this bundle) - She's kept quiet about the story of her first love for years. But when the opportunity to recount every hilarious, graphic detail of their love to William, Hailey, Bruce, and Natasha comes up, she can't resist. Grammy's story is a quick but sweet and funny story about how she met her first love when she was eighteen and had just moved to Manhattan.
If you love hilariously heartfelt stories with just the right amount of swoon and a little dose of ridiculous for good measure, then clear your calendar. Once you dive in, it's going to be days before you come up for air from this bundle. Scroll up and one-click now!
Attraction Series
Un'autrice tradotta in 8 Paesi
Di solito non mi piacciono molto le persone. Preferisco i gatti. Ma il mio vicino non è come tutti gli altri. Vive nell’appartamento di fronte al mio, ed è il classico tipo abbottonato, con le scarpe costose, profumato come una pubblicità di Calvin Klein. Il classico tipo che ha tutto sotto controllo. È Mister Perfezione, e secondo me dovrebbe abbassarsi un attimo al livello dei comuni mortali.
Ma poi qualcosa di suo è finito nella mia cassetta della posta. Lo so. Assurdo. È chiaramente una strategia per provarci con me. È stata la postina a mettercelo, ma so bene a che gioco sta giocando. Non mi farò certo fregare da uno così. Il problema è che quando il pacco si è aperto (ovviamente per errore) non ho avuto scelta: ho dovuto guardarci dentro. Il suo segreto sconcio mi ha fissato dritto in faccia. A quanto pare Mister Perfezione non è poi tanto perfetto. Chi l’avrebbe immaginato? Be’, io. E ho intenzione di godermi ogni secondo di quello che succederà.
Penelope Bloom
È un’autrice bestseller di «USA Today». Dopo aver lavorato come insegnante in un liceo, ha deciso di dedicarsi completamente alla scrittura di romanzi, spinta dall’entusiasmo delle sue due figlie. La sua serie Attraction Series ha avuto un successo immediato e ha scalato le classifiche dei libri più venduti negli Stati Uniti. La Newton Compton ha pubblicato Sono una brava ragazza, Voglio un bravo ragazzo, Il mio dolce peccato e Una dolce sorpresa.
Ein vertauschtes Päckchen. Viele schmutzige Geheimnisse …
Als ein fremdes Paket in Liliths Briefkasten landet und sie es versehentlich öffnet, weiß sie zwei Dinge: Erstens, es gehört ihrem verboten heißen Nachbarn Liam. Und zweitens, er hat ein schmutziges Geheimnis. Dass es zufälligerweise ihr in die Hände gefallen ist, erfüllt Lilith mit großer Genugtuung – denn normalerweise mag sie schon die meisten gewöhnlichen Menschen nicht, und Liam bringt mit seiner Perfektion das Fass zum Überlaufen. Nun hat sie Mr. Perfect in der Hand – und kann es in vollen Zügen genießen …
Die prickelnde romantische Komödie »His Package – Schmutzige Geheimnisse« von USA Today-Bestseller-Autorin Penelope Bloom ist ein Geheimtipp der besonderen Art. Romantisch, witzig und verboten sexy!
Penelope Bloom war Lehrerin an einer Highschool, bevor sie ihren Job an den Nagel hängte, um sich ganz dem Schreiben zu widmen. Inzwischen ist sie eine erfolgreiche USA-Today-, Washington Post- und Amazon Kindle-Bestsellerautorin. Ihre Romane »His Banana« und »Her Cherry« haben sich in zahlreiche Länder verkauft. Sie lebt mit ihrem Mann und zwei kleinen Töchtern in Florida.
Ein Cupcake-Bäcker aus Leidenschaft – und eine Künstlerin mit einer Leidenschaft für Cupcakes … Als die Künstlerin Emily einen vielversprechenden Auftrag erhält, traut sie ihren Augen nicht: Ihr neuer Boss ist ausgerechnet ihr ehemaliger Highschool-Schwarm Ryan. Wie sich herausstellt, ist er noch immer extrem süß, und inzwischen nicht mehr nur der weltbeste Cupcake-Bäcker, sondern auch Inhaber des Bubbly Baker in New York.
Emily soll für Ryan die Dekoration für eine große Firmen-Halloweenparty gestalten – und weiß, dass sie sich dabei auf keinen Fall von seinem verführerischen Grinsen und perfekten Körper ablenken lassen sollte. Denn aus zu viel Süßem kann schnell etwas Sündiges werden …
Die prickelnde romantische Komödie »His Treat – Sündiger Genuss« von USA Today-Bestseller-Autorin Penelope Bloom ist eine süße Versuchung der besonderen Art. Romantisch, witzig und verboten sexy!
Penelope Bloom war Lehrerin an einer Highschool, bevor sie ihren Job an den Nagel hängte, um sich ganz dem Schreiben zu widmen. Inzwischen ist sie eine erfolgreiche USA-Today-, Washington Post- und Amazon Kindle-Bestsellerautorin. Ihre Romane »His Banana« und »Her Cherry« haben sich in zahlreiche Länder verkauft. Sie lebt mit ihrem Mann und zwei kleinen Töchtern in Florida.
Attraction Series
Qualcuno potrebbe pensare che avere un capo tremendamente sexy sia già abbastanza difficile… Evidentemente non sanno cosa significa avere come datore di lavoro la propria prima cotta. Ryan continua a essere tremendamente affascinante, ma questa volta devo trattenermi dall’istinto di saltargli addosso. E anche se mi fa impazzire, questa opportunità è preziosa. Fa tutto parte del piano: devo creare dei poster per una megafesta di Halloween e dopo potrò partire per Parigi inseguendo il mio sogno di diventare un’artista. Si tratta solo di resistere tre mesi, dopotutto. Ma Ryan è una di quelle tentazioni continue che non posso permettermi. Come una studentessa che, dopo un ottimo semestre, rischia una brutta insufficienza. E il fatto che possa essere proprio lui a darmela non fa che aumentare la tentazione… Ma ormai ho deciso: devo solo consegnargli i miei disegni e fuggire il più lontano possibile da qualunque fantasticheria su di lui.
Bestseller istantaneo negli Stati Uniti
Un’autrice tradotta in 8 Paesi
Spassoso, sexy e romantico
«Quando leggo questa autrice ho le lacrime agli occhi dalle risate.»
«Penelope Bloom è irresistibile, la sua ironia è contagiosa e non si smette mai di ridere.»
Penelope Bloom
È un’autrice bestseller di «USA Today». Dopo aver lavorato come insegnante in un liceo, ha deciso di dedicarsi completamente alla scrittura di romanzi, spinta dall’entusiasmo delle sue due figlie. La sua serie Attraction Series ha avuto un successo immediato e ha scalato le classifiche dei libri più venduti negli Stati Uniti. La Newton Compton ha pubblicato Sono una brava ragazza, Voglio un bravo ragazzo e Il mio dolce peccato.
They saw me as the scarred, broken girl who had run from tragedy.
And he thinks he can break me. Torment me. Claim me.
He says he'll steal my heart, whether I like it or not.
But my heart can only be given. And he'll have to earn every piece of it.
Fire is a funny thing. It can destroy, but those few things that survive it come out stronger. They're hardened. Unbreakable.
I survived. I carried on, even when it felt like there was nothing to live for.
Then we moved back to Silver Falls. Just when I finally started to piece my life back together, he happened.
He's all dark lines and rigid muscle. Heart breakingly gorgeous with a dirty reputation. He's the star runningback of Parker High's football team, and his family has enough money to buy the entire town.
Cassian Stone.
The boy I used to chase fireflies with. The boy who came home with scuffed knuckles and broken lips because he got in fights for me.
The fire hardened my backbone. It taught me not to bow to any one or anything. To be resilient. For Cassian, all the fire did was harden the walls around his heart. It made him cold and savage.
He wants my heart for a prize, but all I want is to free his from its cage.
Technically, that would be me.
Before you assume I’m a potassium sucking harlot,
Let me explain…
I didn’t have time for relationships, especially not with someone like Miles Chamberson. But considering my circumstances, I didn’t really have a choice.
Yes, he was the kind of offspring only generations of exceptionally attractive people could create. Practically dripping with so much perfection you could choke on it.
Then again, I was almost certain he was certifiably insane.
Within a few minutes of meeting him, he was already posing as a nude model for my clay sculpture class in a failed attempt to expose himself to me.
So when he handed me a banana, it was almost normal by comparison.
And after his banana found its way into my mouth, well… I wish I could say that was where the saga of Miles Chamberson and I ended.
Miles
I prefer to start every potential relationship with an oddly phallic, edible object.
Why, you ask? It’s simple.
Watch any woman with a suggestive object and prepare to unlock the secrets of the female psyche.
Does she favor it with a secretive little smile? Nymphomaniac. Does she flinch back, only to guiltily grab it a moment later? Cautious, but wild once she opens up. Does she throw it back at your head and score a direct hit, concussing you for two weeks? Softball player.
Or, does she pick it up and devour it, inch by inch? Does she slide that bad boy into the hatch and relish every moment of it? If she does, you have yourself a keeper.
The recipient of my latest banana was the latter, but there was one glaring problem.
Commitment and I had a troubled past. And now my old man, Bruce Chamberson, says there’s only one way I’ll earn my rightful spot in the family business. I’ve got to show him I can stick with something “for once”.
Lucky for me, I’ve got just the girl in mind.
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